Friday, March 12, 2010

please quit the bitching! hey pass me an oreo!

Alright. lets get serious shall we? well not too serious.... i am so completely tired of the bitching that most people in my age range do. now before you say it i know it sounds like I'm bitching about bitching and i might be but oh well this is my blog and i can bitch all i want. and that's it! that's really what it comes down too. people bitch cause they like to hear themselves bitch. they don't care if someone else has a problem cause they just want to be the first one to get their load of crap out!

oreos... oreos!.... o-r-e-o-s.... they are the most delicious yet tiresome cookies in the world... one bite and you want them all however after about 5 your tired of eating them but you cant stop eating the delicious little morsels. why is that? what is in these little black and white cookies that seem to suck every bit of ones will power away? i mean you can make an overweight agoraphobic run (and i mean run) into an open field just for a bag of oreos.. we all know the whole joke through out the movie zombie land about the Twinkies but i think personally what would really be the small sugar filled snack that people would brave the dangerous carnivorous streets for are oreos.

Friday, March 5, 2010

secrets, society, and girl-scout cookies...

yesterday i went to the lecture presented by the author of the post secret books. i went into this with no prior knowledge about the man. i figured he was some kind of scam artist because he basically makes his living on other peoples secrets, however this man was truly brilliant! he presented himself casually and even though its a touchy subject for me in particular i felt like this is someone i feel comfortable knowing what my darkest secrets and fears were...
after leaving this event refreshed and inspired feeling like i wanted to get closer with my peers and the society around me... wow was i wroooonge!.. if you haven't figured out yet I'm one of those cynical jerks who on the whole doesn't really like society. take my job for instance... i work at Lowe's and i have a certain rule i follow at my workplace (if your a moron I'm not helping you) i often get yelled at by my manager because of this "attitude problem" or my inability to be a "team player" but as i said i really dont like society and if i have to interact with them it might as well be pleasurable.....

oh society.. you are riddled with rednecks, gangbangers(thugs not the pornographic kind), douche-bags, frat guys, emos, scene kids, goths, mall rats, and so many more groups i really do not care for or want to be around. now by no means am i saying that i am better than any of these groups because at first glance i could be lopped in with many of them by a stranger. and its not people like this that i seem to dislike, but the people who live the stereotypes the thick annoying stereotypes such as a redneck living in a trailer with 8 kids but also loving to spend every dollar that they get on useless crap! then they complain about their financial struggles like the cash goblin came and weaseled them outta their food money...


proud mothers of a girl scout i want your attention! yes your daughter is well i guess what someone would consider adorable in their uniform, however I DO NOT WANT A BOX OF COOKIES!! especially while I'm at work lifting a 100 lb toilet and yes i know they are delicious and yes they're cheap but i do not have the funds to waste my little money on a stupid box of thin-mints so little Susie can get a freaking flashlight/lantern/whistle... thank you