Friday, March 12, 2010

please quit the bitching! hey pass me an oreo!

Alright. lets get serious shall we? well not too serious.... i am so completely tired of the bitching that most people in my age range do. now before you say it i know it sounds like I'm bitching about bitching and i might be but oh well this is my blog and i can bitch all i want. and that's it! that's really what it comes down too. people bitch cause they like to hear themselves bitch. they don't care if someone else has a problem cause they just want to be the first one to get their load of crap out!

oreos... oreos!.... o-r-e-o-s.... they are the most delicious yet tiresome cookies in the world... one bite and you want them all however after about 5 your tired of eating them but you cant stop eating the delicious little morsels. why is that? what is in these little black and white cookies that seem to suck every bit of ones will power away? i mean you can make an overweight agoraphobic run (and i mean run) into an open field just for a bag of oreos.. we all know the whole joke through out the movie zombie land about the Twinkies but i think personally what would really be the small sugar filled snack that people would brave the dangerous carnivorous streets for are oreos.

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